Four ways to stay unignorable.
Developers are the most marketing-resistant audience on the internet. Humor is the register that earns distribution with them. The fun is the go-to-market—and every concept here funnels to a free-tier signup.

Adgents
Participatory content engine. Serialized social—LinkedIn + Reddit with a Condé Nast cherry on top. Ramen shops. OnlyScans. Antimagic Quadrant Clubs. Listen, we're out of ideas. So, we're forcing our agents to become our very own madmen.
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The Spooky Security Anthology
Seasonal film platform. Weekly drops thru Cybersecurity Awareness Month. Plus, an open call where the prize is the product, closing on the Premiere Circuit: an October tour of landmark cinemas across every Aikido city.
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Notice of Scheduled Penetration Test
OOH / guerrilla · street + conference. Compliance-beige posters deployed like biohazard notices—with deployment theatre attached. The hazmat troupe wheatpasting Penetration Tests around town just went viral.
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Aki: the World's Friendliest Attacker
Experiential character · conference + campus. Giant lovable cardboard robot—Aikido Attack made physical—charms people into convos and gently pentests them irl. And he's ๐ got ๐ receipts.
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